It’s so important to leave your mark upon this world, to leave something behind, some trace of yourself. To carry on the line.
Yet, no one has yet Named A Child after Me, so I went to plan B, and asked my loved ones what type of pet they would name after me. The results were…shockingly decisive.
Behold, the March of the Cecilias
“Budgie. Or Chinchilla.”-Danny
“A sweet fluffy rich kitty”-Grace
“Bird (upon request for clarification) I’d go regular bird”-Sheridan
“Kitten. Golden”-Sofie
“Pony, specifically the flutter ponies from the 80s My Little Pony”-Deirdre
“A daughter, lol”-Katie
“A fluffy puff ball for makeup”-Oona
“A joey (baby kangaroo) lol” - Felix
“Hmmm definitely a sweet bunny” - Lucy
“African Gray Parrot?”-Jeff
“Chinchilla 100 p”-Amy Rose
“A very yippie dog” (upon request for clarification after I got worried they were annoying yips) “It has delightful yips and is cute like a loaf of bread. Like Gogo.” -Cliff
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