“Welcome to My Life” Episode One

aka OCEAN NEWS ROUNDUP!

Dear Spicies,

Hi! I’m so sorry for the long absence, but about that, I have an idea. 

To be less absent from the trauma zone and also to deal with my own anxious-avoidant relationship with sharing my work, I am going to start updating weekly (!), and saying so publicly now to shame myself into actually doing that.

Basically I’m in my TastyTimeVids era. Feel free to come after me in the comments if I don’t post on time.

Basically I am going to vom out whatever is on my mind, keeping it pretty raw and uncut. I will probably talk about sex stuff? I don’t know.  How about this: I’ll post every HUMP DAY! Yeah, I’ll post every hump day. Yeahhh. Heh heh.

If you are one of the family members that has been supportively subscribing, I am sorry for who I am, and I will totally understand if you unsubscribe, and thank you for supporting me! Everyone else, please do a paid subscription for extra spice. I swear it will be worth it. More Sex! Definitely. I don’t have an Onlyfans so this will be instead.…